I thought for a bit about posting these workouts. I wanted to make up my own “bad” workout so nobody got the blame but these were just too unforgiving. It is also nice because they include the warm up and cool down. Let it be understood that i am completely in line with what SEALS go through for their training so it seems like a good idea to train like this. In my opinion this should be a once a month, possibly once a week challenge to test mental fortitude.
I will discuss two workouts here as they illustrate different mistakes in my opinion. Oh yea and remember this is all my opinion so if you disagree lets have a constructive discussion.
Phase I: Warm-up / Mental Preparation
50 burpee pull-ups
Phase II: Metcon, Strength
“The Pirates”
3 rounds for time (one for each Pirate killed by the SEALs):
25 Curtis P’s 115lb
Row 1,500 meters
Phase III: Warm-down / Core
Stretch
Notes: Row fast so you get to shore before the sniper rounds hit! This will suck. Recall the Curtis P – Perform a Clean from the floor, then racked lunge each side, finish with push-press. That is 1 repetition. Post your time to the forum.
Phase 1:
Great workout! O wait its just the warm up. The notes for phase one say not to do it for time but accomplish the work at an uncomfortable pace. Ok, i’ll take it. Definitely a total body warm up.
Phase II:
First of all we have got to understand what strength means. Wikipedia states: Physical strength is the ability of a person or animal to exert force on physical objects using muscles. Increasing physical strength is the goal of strength training.
115 lbs is not enough to increase physical strength. I have heard countless people say that 135 is heavy… In case you were wondering this is heavy…
Ok i think we cleared that up.
I really like the idea of a simple workout. This is a couplet and has real potential to be a good high power output workout. We might have even been able to leave the 25 Curtis P’s in there although i think these alone will push us into the 15-20 minute time domain. Add in a 1500m row which i am guessing will take me probably over 6 minutes each (i rowed a 7:15 2000m once…). What has happened to our power and intensity? Another way to save this workout would be to do 1 round for time. That would actually be a pretty damn good workout now that i think about it. None the less what happens as we make it out of the first round and into the second? Are you going to hop off the rower and skip over the bar and knock out 10-15 Curtis P’s? I think not. I see this workout taking at least 25 minutes and probably closer to 35. By the end you are just trying to finish instead of really pushing yourself. We need an effort to get fit. If you ever feel like you are pacing yourself…You aren’t getting more fit. Remember that…unless you are doing Chest to bar pullups.
Workout Number 2:
Phase I: Warm-up / Preparation
3 rounds: 10 x Kettle Bell Swing, 10 x KB Thrusters 55lb, 10 x Air Squat
Phase II: Endurance
“Peak Experience”
For time: 5 x 100 yard sprint, then:
4 Rounds:
- 10 Burpees
- 20 Pull-ups
- 30 KB swings (55lb)
- 40 Wall Ball (20lb)
- 50 Sumo-Dead-Lift-High-Pull (70lb)
Run 2 miles
Phase III: Warm-down / Core
Stretch
Notes: This should be a blast – don’t blow off the warm-up. It is not long – and is necessary to get your major muscle groups warmed up, and to prevent any strain with the sprints. Set up your equipment stations, then start the workout clock and go strong on the sprints. Clock stops at end of 2 mile run. Post your times and comments to the forum.
Phase I:
Warm up is pretty cool, i just fucking hate kettle bells.
PhaseII:
Here we have a classic example of an Any Asshole workout. It is a list of a couple common CF movements compiled with a number in front of them. Not to mention the 5x100m sprint before and the 2 mile run afterward.
A note about sprints: If you want people to actually sprint you have to prescribe a rest otherwise the above turns into 1x500m run/jog. It doesn’t matter who you are without the rest interval you can’t recover enough to keep your output at a high level to consider it sprinting. Think about that.
Ok, i’ll move on the 4 rounds of nonsense. First of all this an equipment intensive workout. You will need 3 different objects not to mention a pullup bar. Think about most CF workouts, they are simple both in construction and set up. There are exceptions but this is not good enough to be an exception (FGB anyone??).
I am ok with an escalating rep scheme but with this it gets a little out of hand. I am little biased because i am terrible at SDHP but by the end of the workout you have done 200 reps so i imagine everyone will feel the same as me. I think that will be the limiting factor…oh yea and the fact that you have to run 2 miles to finish! That is an immediate Intensity and power output killer.
A 2 mile run is great, but following a 15-20 minute workout you are just missing the point and lose the benefits of high intensity anaerobic conditioning.
Phase III:
At least they want you to “stretch”…
I want to make clear that i understand what these guys are going for but i truly believe there is a much more efficient way to go about it. I feel that they are not maximizing results and miss the point of Crossfit as a program. I am not going to mention where i go these workouts from but i am sure some of you know already.
What do ya’ll think?
| Where: Crossfit Tulsa When: May 23, 2009 (the day after my birthday!!) |
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